Saturday, July 28, 2007

It's a Terrible Life

by Futuramakid.

DISCLAIMER: I own neither Kim Possible, associated characters, or her universe, or Daniel and the Boss.


A black woman with glasses in a gold dress and a white, brown haired man in a pristine white business suit and tie sat on a sofa in a meadow.

“Daniel?” the boss said.

“Yeah, what do we have, boss?” Daniel replied.

“We have the opposite of your last case,” the boss replied, “we have someone who needs to see what the world would be like without them, and be a better person for it.”

“That sounds... similar,” he said.

“No, I mean the world would be better without them,” the boss said. You need to show them how much, and motivate them to be a better person.”

“Sounds fun,” he said, “a real test of my guardian angel skills.”

“Her name,” she replied, “is Bonnie Rockwaller.”


Meanwhile, in Bonnie's room...

Bonnie was painting her nails while spreading slanderous gossip.

“It's good to be me,” she thought.

“Are you so sure?” a voice said.

She turned around.

“Who are you, and why are you wearing white after labor day?” she said, staring at the man that had appeared behind her.

“I,” he said, “am Daniel, your guardian angel. The white's standard attire. I am here to show you how things would be if you had never been born.”

“Wait, you mean like in that movie? The black and white one?” she asked.

“Kinda sorta,” he replied.

“I wonder how bad the world is without me,” she pondered. He grabbed her hand.

“I'll show you,” he said. The world spun around them, and they were gone.

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